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I am scared of people who study a lot;

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

Life is easy. It's the freaking people who make it difficult!

If people have a problem with you, it is their problem.

Have a nice weekend!

People like to bring up your past when your present and future look better than theirs.

Good Morning!

People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

Two old men were sitting in bar.

One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis."

"Why do you stay with her?" said the other.

"Because I love to fish and she has great worms."

How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.

Relations with people close to your heart are like Ice Cubes.
You may break, crush, squeeze, beat or grind them... still they chill your life!

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.

Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers